You are not logged in. [Login] Main Index · Search · Active Topics New user · Who's Online · FAQ · Calendar The Back Porch >> Your Shout! Previous   Index   Next   Flat   kkearney Reged: Apr 30 2002 Posts: 244 Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke??       Sun Sep 15 2002 07:02 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Calvin, I can't plan that far ahead, won't decide until last minute. Would love to bring some coonass food. Pork pate'? hehe A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs. She looks around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind. Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident. She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, M'am. How may I help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rug cost?" He answers, "Lady, you farted just touching it.You're gonna shit when you hear the price." 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TLE   Thu Jun 10 2004 09:11 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Fri Jan 06 2006 07:25 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Fri Jan 06 2006 07:23 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? calvin   Wed Dec 10 2003 08:59 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Thu Dec 11 2003 10:11 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Wed Jan 07 2004 02:03 AM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Mon Feb 02 2004 09:44 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? calvin   Mon Feb 02 2004 10:17 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Tue Feb 10 2004 05:43 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Thu Apr 29 2004 10:01 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? calvin   Thu Apr 29 2004 11:21 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Fri Apr 30 2004 12:12 AM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? calvin   Fri Apr 30 2004 06:22 AM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Fri Apr 30 2004 06:27 AM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? calvin   Fri Apr 30 2004 06:12 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? markcadioli   Fri Apr 30 2004 04:42 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Fri Apr 30 2004 06:26 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Sat May 01 2004 11:08 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Sun May 02 2004 06:12 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? kkearney   Sat May 29 2004 09:32 PM Re: Psst...wanna hear a joke?? 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