I can't plan that far ahead, won't decide until last minute. Would love to bring some coonass food.
Pork pate'? hehe
A woman walks into a shop that sells expensive Persian rugs. She looks
around and spots the perfect rug and walks over to inspect it. As she
bends to feel the texture of the rug she accidentally breaks wind.
Very embarrassed she looks around nervously to see if anyone has
noticed her little accident.
She turns and sees that standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day,
M'am. How may I help you today?"
Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir how much does this rug cost?"
He answers, "Lady, you farted just touching it.You're gonna shit when
you hear the price."