Carole
Reged: Apr 29 2002
Posts: 137
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He's Nobody's Moggy Now.......Poor Pussy...............
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Jim
Reged: May 14 2002
Posts: 10
Loc: Wisconsin-Go halfway between M...
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She was 3
Her Barbie's always did it on the first date
Now she's with me
So there's never any need for them to demonstrate
She' like a baby, I'm like a Cat
When we are happy we both get fat
Life, In a Nutshell
Barenaked Ladies
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Steelkilt Lives!
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claire
Reged: May 20 2002
Posts: 6
Loc: Maine
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Isn't that
"It's been lonesome in the saddle ever since my old horse died
And sometimes late at night I dream she's standing by my side.."
(last verse, Cowpuncher's lament, by British folksingers John Robert and Tony Barrands)
Song opens
"I am an old cowpuncher, I punch them cows so hard..."
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Luthier and Chaos Dweller
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bobl
Reged: Apr 29 2002
Posts: 176
Loc: Ma
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thunder road by robert mitchem
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bobl
Volo, non valeo
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Newf
Reged: May 01 2002
Posts: 200
Loc: Cape Breton,Nova Scotia, Canad...
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It's A Big Old Newfy World
?John Prine[sorry John, had to do it!!!]
Up in the morning
Work like a dog
Is better than sitting
Like a bump on a log
Mind all your manners
Be quiet as a mouse
Some day you'll own a home
That's as big as a house
I know a fella
He eats like a horse
Knocks his old balls
Round the old golf course
You oughta see his wife
She's a cute little dish
She smokes like a chimney
And drinks like a fish
There's a big old Newfy man
Dancing with a big old Newfy girl
Ooh baby
It's a big old Newfy world
Now Elvis had a woman
With a head like a rock
I wished I had a woman
That made my knees knock
She'd sing like an angel
And eat like a bird
And if I wrote a song
She'd know ever single word
Kiss a little baby
Give the world a smile
If you take an inch
Give 'em back a mile
Cause if you lie like a rug
And you don't give a damn
You're never gonna be
As happy as a clam
So I'm sitting in a hotel
Trying to write a song
My head is just as empty
As the day is long
Why it's clear as a bell
I should have gone to school
I'd be wise as an owl
Stead of stubborn as a mule.
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[green]Newf
Republic of Cape Breton[/green]
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Newf
Reged: May 01 2002
Posts: 200
Loc: Cape Breton,Nova Scotia, Canad...
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Spanish Pipedream (AKA Blow Up Your TV)
? John Prine
She was a level-headed dancer on the road to alcohol
And I was just a soldier on my way to Montreal
Well she pressed her chest against me
About the time the juke box broke
Yeah, she gave me a peck on the back of the neck
And these are the words she spoke
Chorus:
Blow up your TV throw away your paper
Go to the country, build you a home
Plant a little garden, eat a lot of peaches
Try an find Jesus on your own
Well, I sat there at the table and I acted real naive
For I knew that topless lady had something up her sleeve
Well, she danced around the bar room and she did the hoochy-coo
Yeah she sang her song all night long, tellin' me what to do
Repeat chorus:
Well, I was young and hungry and about to leave that place
When just as I was leavin', well she looked me in the face
I said "You must know the answer."
"She said, "No but I'll give it a try."
And to this very day we've been livin' our way
And here is the reason why
We blew up our TV threw away our paper
Went to the country, built us a home
Had a lot of children, fed 'em on peaches
They all found Jesus on their own
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[green]Newf
Republic of Cape Breton[/green]
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Mistah_T
Reged: May 19 2002
Posts: 135
Loc: Elmira, NY
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Movin' to the country
Gonna eat a lot of peaches
movin to the country
gonna eat a lot of peaches.....
POTUS
T
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Do NOT try this at home!!
I am a trained Professional!
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