You are not logged in. [Login] Main Index · Search · Active Topics New user · Who's Online · FAQ · Calendar The Back Porch >> Your Shout! Previous   Index   Next   Threaded   Pages: 1 JHOLE Reged: Nov 08 2008 Posts: 258 Loc: Oregon. Ohio YES I DID...       #11004 - Sat Nov 15 2008 07:33 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Yes, I know better. Yes, i've done it before. Yes, I'm stupid. Drinkin' beer and makin' chilli. Grindin' dried peppers with my hands. Drinkin' more beer. Makin' more chilli. Crushin' more peppers. The beer kicks in, gotta go. Five minutes later - huh somethin's gettin hot. Six minutes later - YEEEEOOOOOWWWWWWWW. Breath deep, relax, it'll be ok........This sucks! Why am I soooooo stupid? -------------------- Post Extras:       rez Reged: Dec 16 2002 Posts: 311 Loc: northeast Ohio Re: YES I DID... [Re: JHOLE]       #11005 - Sat Nov 15 2008 07:47 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Kinda like that feeling, aye? Just don't pick yer nose or rub yer eyes. Post Extras:       JHOLE Reged: Nov 08 2008 Posts: 258 Loc: Oregon. Ohio Re: YES I DID... [Re: rez]       #11010 - Sat Nov 15 2008 08:26 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Better now, not great, but better. Whew. Gonna have to see if everything checks out ok if the person who's in charge of that ever gets back from shoppin'. One can hope... -------------------- Post Extras:       spheramid Reged: Nov 29 2003 Posts: 92 Loc: Waco, Ky Re: YES I DID... [Re: JHOLE]       #11012 - Sat Nov 15 2008 08:43 PM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   Done that more times than I can count. Wait'll she gets a tas...eh never mind. Really, you get used to it. Eat LOTS of peppers! Post Extras:       Jeff_J_Buck Reged: May 05 2002 Posts: 143 Loc: Pittsburgh PA Re: YES I DID... [Re: JHOLE]       #11046 - Sun Nov 16 2008 06:07 AM Edit   Reply   Quote   Quick Reply   one of my most favorite stories I ever heard ... I'm bartending on the Gateway Clipper Fleet. big river boats that cruise these three rivers ... get to work with a coupla guys from Mexico. Raul and Alex. So Alex tells me one morning in broken english ... as I asked why he looked so tired on a week day. His Mom had send some dried peppers from mexico. he was up late ... and hungry ... made a sandwich. of course ... added Mom's peppers. well, he'd been up drinking ... so he set the peppers with his bare hands. Ate the samdwich ... went to bed. seeing as he was also up drinking beer ... he got up around 3 to pee ... and as he told the story ... "forgot to wash me hands before I pee" ... he touched ... pee'd .... about 15 minutes later ... "I burned! ... I burned! ... I burned my deek!" "I forgot to wash my hand and I burned my deek!" said he didn't get a good nights sleep ... as he sleep with an ice bag on "he's deek" .... I really felt bad .. standing there ... laughing so hard I was in tears .... If it makes ya feel any better ... Alex was on one of Mexico City's olymipic soccer teams ... ? Feel the Burn ... Jeff Post Extras:       Pages: 1 Previous   Index   Next   Threaded   Extra information 0 registered and 43 anonymous users are browsing this forum. Moderator:    Print Topic Forum Permissions       You cannot start new topics       You cannot reply to topics       HTML is disabled       UBBCode is enabled Rating: Topic views: 975 Rate this topic Choose rating 1 star 2 star 3 star 4 star 5 star Jump to *Welcome* -----   Welcome   Photo Threads   Reflections   Business   Status   Classified recycling*How-To* -----   How To*The Back Porch* -----   Your Shout!   Auction House   Tips and Tricks*Construction* -----   General Construction   Business and Legal   Construction Tools   Construction Gallery*Woodworking* -----   General Woodworking   Woodworking Tools   Woodworking Gallery*Cooking* -----   'Round the Kettle   General Cooking   Cooking Gallery*Gardening* -----   General Gardening   Tools for The Gardener   Gardening Gallery*Archives* -----   Archives   Avatars Contact Us Quittintime Powered by UBB.threads™ 6.5.5 Please pay our friends a visit (We do not recieve income from these links.)