The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done, there were three finalists.. Two men and a woman.
For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.
"We must know that you will follow instructions without question, no matter what. Behind this door , you will find your wife sitting in a chair. Kill her ! "
The man said , " You can't be serious. I could never shoot my wife."
The Agent said , "Then you're not the guy for the job."

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes, then the man came out of the room with tears in his eyes. " I tried, but I just couldn't bring myself to do it."
The Agent said , " You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."

At last, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions, "To kill her husband".
She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard. One shot after another. They heard screaming , crashing, banging on the wall. Finally , it was quiet, and after a few moments, the door opened and the woman came out. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, " You bastards, the gun was shooting blanks. I had to beat him to death with the chair"

Moral: Women are evil. Don't mess with them