Who is... Mike and Susan ???

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"Ballet at the Saratoga Performing Arts Center: Schedule has not been announced, but they always have a Saturday afternoon"

"Stay around the house with me while some 25 yr old college student wraps your woman in seaweed at the Roosevelt Baths."

Can I get wrapped in a seaweed tutu by some 45 year old, really hot chick, and the two of us have our own private ballet ?

And is that included in the price of admission ?